That reminds me, I used to go out with a lass called Gill Ette. She really was the best a man can get
BREAKING NEWS: Reports say the a midget fortune-teller escaped from Durham prison this morning. Tomorrow's headlines will read, 'There's a small medium at large!'
I applied for a job at a circus who needed a new dwarf. The owner said, "Are you taking the fckn piss, you must be six foot tall?" "Yes mate, that's right .......... I'm the biggest dwarf in the world."
I remember the advert for Rowntrees Tots.....I think some of the celebrities took this advert to literally..