mine has got to be when me and my mate were watching Waterloo Road and one of our school friends suddenly popped up on the show , my mate fell of the bed laughing.
I was on this football forum and I read this story about a guy who was watching a tv show about a school and him and his mates saw a school friend on the tv show. It was so funny, one of his mates fell off a bed. That image made me laugh n laugh n laugh ... Told that to my mates, they all laughed , one of them fell off my chaise lounge
Mine is when I froze a ****e in scans hoose and scan got raided because he punted Chico. Anyway the polis took the frozen ****e doon as evidence cos they thot is wis a block a solid (Dev hash) That actually happened word for word ^^
I was shagging this burd up the arse and thought I'd be a gentleman and reacharound and rub her clit whilst I was at it. Turned it she had a big old cock on her. I carried on anyway. Boy, how we laughed about it later. And, dear reader, I married her.
I didn't think it was that funny actually, more strange that he watches TV whilst in bed with his mate
I once missed the wife and punched the wall. What a hoot that was. The cow didn't laugh for long though.
When I was a kid I wrapped fishing wire between 2 lamp posts on a steep hill, some old duffer came down on his peddle bike and it nearly sliced the old **** in half like an egg slicer.
