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What is your Scariest Story?

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  1. hbk4894

    hbk4894 Active Member

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    mine when i was 10 and climbing a tree and nearly falling out of , scared i was going to die.
     
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    when I was abducted by aliens for the first time.

    after the first time it was great though.

    like being home.
     
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    Opening one of Edge's links whilst at work
     
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    Read this story about someone nearly falling out a tree n thinking they were going to die. I shat it when I read that, filled me with dread n fear... Scary . I can hardly recall it.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I dropped some toast.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Woke up Jewish
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Was the Jew pissed off because you disturbed his sleep?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ^^ ****s been slurping On the old 2-stroke oil again methinks
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Saw a ghost.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Saw Venom.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    My daughter cheered a Liverpool goal once. Luckily, they were in their home strip and she'd confused them with United.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If you lived in Syria you would have been expected to cut her throat in front of the whole town.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    I was shagging this rough looking tranny up the arse and decided to to do the gentlemanly thing and do a reacharound. Imagine my horror when I discovered he had a vagina.

    Tina and I still laugh about it to this day.
     
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    I was getting seven shades of **** kicked out of me by a large mob of skinheads, around 1980 this was. Just as I was about to lose consciousness, I heard a screech of brakes. Two Mark V Cortinas stopped at the side of the road and a load of blokes jumped out and chased the skinheads off. Just as they were dusting me off, I recognised one of them as this fella from about two years above me at school who had hated my guts and used to bully me. For a second I thought the kicking was about to resume, but it didn't, and they gave me a lift home.
     
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    Me and my pals in Brighton on a cock hunt.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    It would have to be that party that Gas took me to.
     
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    The time I went for a few beers at a comedy club and Dev was the compère for Open Mic Night.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    The one with Jimmy Savile and Fred Talbot?
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    no that's his funniest moment
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 23, 2015
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    Not to mention Frank Bough in a gimp mask.
     
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