when I was abducted by aliens for the first time. after the first time it was great though. like being home.
Read this story about someone nearly falling out a tree n thinking they were going to die. I shat it when I read that, filled me with dread n fear... Scary . I can hardly recall it.
My daughter cheered a Liverpool goal once. Luckily, they were in their home strip and she'd confused them with United.
I was shagging this rough looking tranny up the arse and decided to to do the gentlemanly thing and do a reacharound. Imagine my horror when I discovered he had a vagina. Tina and I still laugh about it to this day.
I was getting seven shades of **** kicked out of me by a large mob of skinheads, around 1980 this was. Just as I was about to lose consciousness, I heard a screech of brakes. Two Mark V Cortinas stopped at the side of the road and a load of blokes jumped out and chased the skinheads off. Just as they were dusting me off, I recognised one of them as this fella from about two years above me at school who had hated my guts and used to bully me. For a second I thought the kicking was about to resume, but it didn't, and they gave me a lift home.