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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Rovers and out
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Did you know it was a German who invented the brazier...His name was Dr Thadal Stoppumfloppun..
     
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  3. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    I think he was related to Herr Reefanni
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Who didn't think much of the footballer Arshaven who was also a fanny..
     
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  5. Mick Buxton's Allotment

    Mick Buxton's Allotment Well-Known Member

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    That reminds me, I used to go out with a lass called Gill Ette. She really was the best a man can get
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I knew all about her...A BIC of a goer by all accounts..
     
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  7. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Aye you're write there mate.
     
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  8. Mick Buxton's Allotment

    Mick Buxton's Allotment Well-Known Member

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    I think you've put a marker down, there
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    As long as it's not a skid marker then our lass is OK..
     
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  10. Mick Buxton's Allotment

    Mick Buxton's Allotment Well-Known Member

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    you'll get panned for that remark
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Maybe a stain on more than my character..
     
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  12. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    It's crack like that, which just doesn't appeal to me
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    BREAKING NEWS: Reports say the a midget fortune-teller escaped from Durham prison this morning. Tomorrow's headlines will read, 'There's a small medium at large!'
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I applied for a job at a circus who needed a new dwarf.

    The owner said, "Are you taking the fckn piss, you must be six foot tall?"

    "Yes mate, that's right .......... I'm the biggest dwarf in the world."
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Ha..That's a gem mate....A Midget Gem..<sorry>
     
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  16. Home_and_Away

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    Loved Midget a Gems as a bairn... They made me dizzy tho.
    I used to run 'round-trees' !!
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Sweet memories eh!
     
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  18. Home_and_Away

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  19. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I remember the advert for Rowntrees Tots.....I think some of the celebrities took this advert to literally..
     
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  20. Blunham Mackem

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    Thought you were talking about my fat Welsh mate, Round Rhys. Coats already on!
     
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