Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Rovers and out

 

Did you know it was a German who invented the brazier...His name was Dr Thadal Stoppumfloppun..

 

I think he was related to Herr Reefanni

 

Who didn't think much of the footballer Arshaven who was also a fanny..

 

That reminds me, I used to go out with a lass called Gill Ette. She really was the best a man can get

 

I knew all about her...A BIC of a goer by all accounts..

 

Aye you're write there mate.

 

I think you've put a marker down, there

 

As long as it's not a skid marker then our lass is OK..

 

you'll get panned for that remark

 

Maybe a stain on more than my character..

 

It's crack like that, which just doesn't appeal to me

 

BREAKING NEWS: Reports say the a midget fortune-teller escaped from Durham prison this morning. Tomorrow's headlines will read, 'There's a small medium at large!'

 

I applied for a job at a circus who needed a new dwarf.

The owner said, "Are you taking the fckn piss, you must be six foot tall?"

"Yes mate, that's right .......... I'm the biggest dwarf in the world."

 

Ha..That's a gem mate....A Midget Gem..

 

Loved Midget a Gems as a bairn... They made me dizzy tho.
I used to run 'round-trees' !!

 

Sweet memories eh!

 

I remember the advert for Rowntrees Tots.....I think some of the celebrities took this advert to literally..

 

Thought you were talking about my fat Welsh mate, Round Rhys. Coats already on!