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  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Maybe because the poor thing didn't have a leg to stand on..
     
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  2. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    I was at the Virgin Active swimming pool today and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end.

    The lifeguard must have seen me. He
    blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

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    True story...My eldest lad phoned home from uni the other day and told me that one of his flat mates had came in pissed and had a ****e right in the middle of the communal kitchen floor during the night..There was absolute hell on when it was discovered, but it was easy to find the culprit as he had stood in it and left a trail of ****ty footprints right into his room..The joys of student life eh!!
     
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  4. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    I was there, as well. It was more than just a pee. I nearly swallowed this floating brown thing. My advice eat less Bran, son
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

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    Otherwise you will end up being a cereal offender..
     
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  6. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    Yeah, and you may need to serve some porridge
     
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    With my flowing Goldy Locks hanging down my head..
     
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  8. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    That's just too much to bear
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Are you saying that the first serving was just too hot to handle?
     
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  10. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    No just that my backside was a little sore after someone had been sitting in my seat - yes I said sitting!
     
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  11. Blunham Mackem

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    You 2 should get a room <laugh>
     
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  12. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    We would but someone huffed and they puffed and blew my house down
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

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    And his bed was too lumpy..
     
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  14. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    And so was your porridge
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

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    You are just trying to milk it now..
     
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  16. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    Pull the udder one
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

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    I did, but was told to sore tit out..
     
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  18. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    you always did keep abreast of things
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

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    However, I still have my knockers..
     
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  20. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    I think they were from Bristol
     
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