By the love of ****, there is a 60 year old South African guy on Escape to the Country and his name is Arthur, büt said to the host, "Everybody calls me Goose, so you can call me Goose". What is wrong with these ****s? I can't stand this anymore, I am going for a few pints, thank **** I am actually working for a bit tomorrow.
£15m church repair roof fund to be trebled= Osborne trying to secure his place in paradise, the slippery ****.
I swear people only go on that show to get some free travel. "It smells and it's miles from anywhere" It's the country you absolute cock socket. They ain't about to spray 400 square miles with Air fresh every day and put a new shopping centre in just for you. Oh and Escape Down under - "we hadn't thought about not being able to see our families and friends again". For the love of God - the flights are at least a grand and it takes at least 26 hours to fly there - did that not cross your minds when you were making plans? I really hope there is a hell and braindead dick splashes like that spend eternity stuck between Maggie Thatcher's thighs.
When will you learn that nobody on GC reads any post more than one line? So, ye were swearing that smelly people go on a show?
Only Connect is the bee's knees,I actually got 4 right other night and you can look at that birds tits and legs.
The first couple of rounds of only connect are hard as ****, but "the wall" and the final round are manageable
Is that the multiple indoor World bowls Championship winner from the 1980s? Always smoked a pipe bless him