I just thought of a joke involving a dentist appointment. it goes like this.... Ive got a dentist appointment tomorrow, two thirty I know I shouldnt laugh at my own jokes but thats a ****ing classic I just thought up.
I had my regular check up about 3 weeks ago - no fillings needed, just a quick descaling. On Saturday morning, I was eating some toast when there was an almighty crunch, a pain in my jaw and I spat out a small, hard, slightly yellowish object. I assumed I'd broken a tooth and was cursing my luck. However, after running my tongue round my mouth a few times I couldn't find any rough bits. I tried to examine the inside of my mouth in the bathroom mirror with the aid of a torch. Still nothing. I braved a glass of cold water and didn't feel any reaction. After taking my plate back to the kitchen, I noticed that I'd spilled a few grains of Uncle Ben's rice on the kitchen counter the night before. A quick check with what had come out my mouth confirmed that I'd bitten down on a grain of uncooked rice. God knows how I'd managed to get it on my toast without noticing. I'd placed a squeezy bottle of honey upside-down on the work surface as it was nearly empty, so I suspect the rice had maybe temporarily stuck to that then dropped onto the toast when I picked the bottle up. CSB
That was already this evening's entertainment. So, stop changin yer user name ya broccoli bothering nancy.