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    Try shaving with a whisky hangover. And as for catching your Willy in a zipper <yikes>
     
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    He knows **** all about women T

    I on the other hand know a lot :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    You know how many entry holes they have.
     
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    A pink one, a brown one and one with teeth and a tounge.

    (not always teeth)<whistle>
     
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    fuxake, I only got one cock <wah>
     
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    yes you know lots about getting dumped by numerous of them you ****.
     
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    Last time you got balls deep in flesh Glen Miller was top of the charts. Even a hundred weight of Viagra couldn't lift your flaccid cock ya crusty auld ****. :)
     
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    still cries himself to sleep over his failed 29 marriages.

    obviously a **** at heart.
     
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    Just got the T-shirts printed for the Malta trip.

    'Not606 Boys We Are Here
    To Shag Your Birds And Drink Your Beer'

    With Malta '15 on the back.

    Wasn't sure of sizes so got 10 medium, 10 large, an XL for Trev and an XXXXXL for Pud.
     
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    And a skeleton size one for me I trust?
     
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    You'll have to make do with a medium I'm afraid

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    <laugh> that was my 36th birthday
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Whos got the deepest arsehole?

    I'll need plenty of space for a wide range of preemo narcotics.

    Can pay but if no ones willing ill just ****ing make one of you.
     
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    Me me me me me me me.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I did not know that.

    And yer right, we do have it easy. All we do is helicopter until some bint wants coptered. :grin:

    #bunchaflowers
     
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    Mick's missus ^^
     
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    Ah wid
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Which one?
     
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