Don't get one - biggest mistake I ever made. I'd actually be more inclined to miss out on some of the events.
No he didn't gay boy. I did have one but it is paid off. So shove it up your arse you motherless ****ter.
Last time I listen to you, Bealo! "hire ma da, he's not had a job in ages!" No fkin wonder, got the old **** answering the phone but every time he answers the thing, it turns into Skittles!!
^^^ Can't afford a dildo. Buys French loaves and waits till they go hard before shoving them up his arse.
No. I eat them. And anyway it is either baked tatties or paninis I go for. So wrong again ****ter. If only your mammy were here to help you.
Wrong again. I only eat them and I have a plentiful supply of marmite. Just not your day is it sonny.