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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 19, 2015.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl> the voice of experience
     
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    Don't get one - biggest mistake I ever made. I'd actually be more inclined to miss out on some of the events.
     
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    Don't do it. It will end in tears.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ok. If drew says no, I'm not doing it.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Anyway speaking of Greggs gives me an idea for a thread.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I read in the ET today that greggs govan branch is offering al fresco dining <laugh>
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ER made the mistake of getting one in his and his wife's name <rofl>
     
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    Sounds like an average year in the life of Gas. :grin:
     
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    Add in 52 dogging sessions ...
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's his wife's weekly average.
     
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  11. ERINBLACK

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    No he didn't gay boy.

    I did have one but it is paid off.

    So shove it up your arse you motherless ****ter.
     
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    Not been to Greggs in aaaaages man
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Greggs is pish.

    get yersel along to Piece Ian <ok>
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Last time I listen to you, Bealo!

    "hire ma da, he's not had a job in ages!"

    No fkin wonder, got the old **** answering the phone but every time he answers the thing, it turns into Skittles!!

    <grr>
     
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    Baguette Express is where it is at <ok>
     
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    ^^^

    Can't afford a dildo. Buys French loaves and waits till they go hard before shoving them up his arse.
     
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    No. I eat them.

    And anyway it is either baked tatties or paninis I go for.

    So wrong again ****ter. If only your mammy were here to help you.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    ^^^^

    After he's finished using them for dildoing his arse. Too cheap to buy marmite.
     
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    Wrong again. I only eat them and I have a plentiful supply of marmite.

    Just not your day is it sonny.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Much the same as yerself then
     
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