Off Topic Eclipse

Take care if watching, follow the guide lines to avoid permanent damage to your eyes,if you cannot see this one the next is in 2026 and then a wait until 2090

 

reckon I'll wait till 2090 celestial event-the global warming will have steadily kicked in by then and we should have ideal atmospheric conditions for viewing...

 

I watcche d the las t onne and it h ad noo efffect on my eys at alll ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

Where

Start

Climax

Done and dusted

Aberdeen 8.33 9.38

10.46

Belfast

8.26

9.31

10.39

Dundee

8.31

9.36

10.45

Edinburgh

8.30

9.35

10.44

Huddersfield

8.27

9.33

10.42

Leeds

8.28

9.33

10.43

London

8.25

9.31

10.41

Middlesbrough

8.29

9.35

10.44

Norwich

8.38

9.34

10.45

Plymouth

8.20

9.25

10.35

 

We don't get sun in Manchester.

 

Isn't that Liverpool ........ oh no, that's The Sun

 

My scouse mate started kicking off with his local newsagent because they sold The Sun, it was so cringe-worthy it was awful.

The shopkeeper was stuck for words, as my mate was calling him a disgrace and a ****ing foreigner who has no clue how to respect the locals.

I was stood behind him with a copy of The Sun under my arm and as soon as he'd finished his rant about 'nobody round here would **** on that paper', I paid for it and left the shop laughing at him.

 

You should pay for a year's mail order subscription under your name ....... he wouldn't be able to cancel it

 

No point, they've stopped doing tits on page 3.

 

Get your curtains opened man!

 

I know, as I typed it I looked over my shoulder and remembered it's a glorious day outside.

It was -3 this morning when I went to the gym!

 

I believe they still have that hairstyle in Manchester

 

Ha ha some will have mate. They still queuing for the Hacienda to open.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/sci...en-the-light-sinks-and-suddenly-goes-out.html

 

I agree with your mate.
I'd rather wipe my arse on stinging nettles.

 

I personally don't buy any of the ****ty newspapers ever, I only bought that to wind him up.

 

Try my theory mate, it's quite stimulating actually.
A bit like the dance of the flaming arseholes, lol.

 

What wiping your arse with nettles?

I might leave that til when I'm really, really bored!

 

It's the end of civilisation as we know it!

 

http://m.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/watch-how-the-solar-eclipse-will-happen-1-7163525