Think the world of you mate, but if it was a choice of watching you or Minxy playing the leading role of Nicholas Nickleby, then you wouldn't be in the running..
I had some good mole grips but the little bastards would still get away. I managed to hold onto one, to keep as a pet, and built a run in the back garden ........ put it in there and never saw the little fcka again
My moles used to make gloves My pet rabbit, Stumpy, made 'lucky key chains' ........ stopped at 4 for some reason