This hot off the press, we have it before the BBC, the Herald AND the Liverpool Post: Tranmere have made an undisclosed bid for OUR champion poster - DS. It transpires that, shock horror Tranmere have ONLY 10 repeat 10 threads on not606, a Tranmere spokesman said this evening: "This is totally unacceptable for a Division One Club, just look at a team like Plymouth, newly relegated to Division Two, they have one of the most regular posters on the old 606 and he has carried on posting on not606, it is an outrage that he has seemingly turned his back on his origins, he could single handedly save our reputation on this board by becoming a one man forum, we were especially impressed when two months ago, he answere his OWN thread no less than 37 times, WITHOUT interuption, we believe this to be a world record and subsequently contacyed Guinness, we would also want this as an Olympic Sport and are campaigning for it's inclusion in the 2052 winter olympics which will be held on Merseyside" WOW
Easy Plymborn, it would be a free transfer, after all he is way past his sell by date. I think you guys should have a whip round to see if you CAN raise the 53p, I know it will be tough but as DS would say re his old SAS/SBS/MI6/CIA/42 Para and Blue Peter Pathfinder Badge 16th Class, "When the going gets tough DS posts a thread (or 4,167)
Oh no, hope he doesn't take umbrage and not make our meeting, it's freezing here outside of The Samaritans, I might have to pop into the Pilgrimage later for a couple of big ones
That is the cruelest thing I have ever read. What exactly have Tranmere done to you? I think we should keep him, stuffed and mounted in the Argyle hall of fame. If you are caught short and the toilet is in use you need something to pop behind to relieve yourself.
Bad news from Tranmere, whilst undergoing his medical DS has apparently suffered a cruciate brain injury which has led to severe RSI. He was taking the standard type a post in 60 seconds test when he suddenly became stuck and could only post "DUFF DUFF DUFF, Staplewallet Staplewallet, Told you so, Told you so, Bumbling Jock, Bumbling Jock, Stay away, Stay away" over and over again. Tranmere gave him another chance to retake the test but alas the same thing happened so they have withdrawn their original offer as they don't feel this actually constitutes replying to your own thread and indeed feel a monkey with a keyboard could post this kind of thing. Argyle Not 606 have refused to comment officially on this news but on the Pilgrimage Bar wall there is a hand written advertisement that reads" Free to collector, Scouse know-it-all with own computer. Comes complete with wetsuit and secret dossier. Agorophobic on Saturday afternoons and Tuesday nights, but does have a hotline to the Argyle Boardroom. Green and white scarf not included"
Nice one Jock, really disappointed for you all, but spare a thought for DS, his dreams are in tatters, cruciate brain injury eh! The bulletin from Tranmere this morning said it was a ruptured ego. Ah well, one or t'other
I love this thread, it is brilliant and very entertaining, I could never come up with anything quite as witty.
If he is on his way, we will need a replacement and I'd like to throw my hat into the ring, starting right now. It's literally nothing short of an absolute worldwide disgrace and complete global embarrassment that posters like this, who up until this very moment I've always branded as completely and utterly DUFF (Dull Useless & Factually Flimsy), are being allowed to haemorrhage from the club with their literally world-beating superhuman talent which none of you green tinted lot saw and I did even though I haven't seen Argyle for 3 years and although I didn't mention it until now when their departure provides an opportunity to have a go at PAFC. Na na ne nah na. I blame Stapleton.
Mrs R - ridicule hurts more than threats, The pen is mightier than the sword and all that. NDG - keep it up, practice, practice and more practice, you only have 132 posts to date, answering your own post twice without interruption is a very promising sign. I am sure that we will all follow your career with the greatest of interest and comment accordingly.
Oldnickyb I see you've been learning from the master (me) of predictions. I'm most impressed that you managed to break the story on my proposed transfer to Tranmere. I'm sorry to have to disappoint you but Greenjocks far-fetched story about failing the medical was in fact a smokescreen for a much more high-profile move I have lined up. That's right folks, it doesn't get more high profile than the mighty Barcelona who have recruited my silky forum skills to come and liven up their boring discussion boards. After years of winning everything and being utterly supreme their boards consist of nothing but the odd "Yay we won again" post. My good self has been recruited to go in and spice things up with some alternative views and general tree-shaking to help keep the club and the fans on their toes and not to slip into complacancy. Seems like my transformation of Argyle 606 from the odd post of "We don't care if we lost again, we love our club and our Saturdays out happy clapping whatever the division" have not gone un-noticed. It is with great regret that I will have to depart for sunnier climes, adious amigos!!
Gosh DS, it was my privilege to sit at you knee and learn from such a gifted soothsayer, Nostradamus has got nothing on your exalted self. Indeed you are the Old Moore of Mutley Plain The Casandra of Cove Bay Oh and stacks more that I cannot think of at the moment, I just wanted to rush into print to let you know how grateful I am. So DS, Barcelona here we come eh, we could well call you: Rambling Sid Rumpo from Las Ramblas Or who put the BORE in Barcelona Not so much Adious - do catch up DS it is Adios, or more likely in your case Hasta Luego
