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Off Topic THE TALK B**LOCKS PLUS WHIPPET OF THE WEEK THREAD

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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Whippet of the week

    This weeks winner goes to whippet number 1.

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    That's a very stocky whippet - are you sure it's not just a greyhound in drag?

    Can I suggest, when the whippets run out, a walnut whip of the week?

    Failing that, dog poo will do - it looks mysteriously similar.
     
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    KooPeeArr, Mar 18, 2015
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    Or a curry sauce of the week, at least I know where curry sauce comes from now...

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    PS, sorry if your logged on now eating your lunch, especially if your enjoying fish and chips with curry sauce<laugh>
     
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    In fact lets have a greyhound caption bit of fun..

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    "Who you calling fish breath?, you want some... Geerrrrhh!"
     
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    I've just had a brilliant idea for a novelty mustard dispenser that the Americans can use for their hot dogs...
     
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    <laugh>

    Mate if I was a dragon I would invest in that idea. I would sell for sure:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    I can just imagine the look on Peter Jones' face as a whippet and a St Bernard back towards him to the words "Dijon or American mustard?"
     
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    Look - if I run really quickly, it looks like I'm being rear ended by a hippo!
     
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    <laugh> that's good, nice one!
     
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    are you sure you want barbecue sauce
     
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    kiwiqpr, Mar 19, 2015
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    Well folks, it's that time of the week again, that moment you have all been waiting for where you can all gather around you tablet's, smartphones, PC's etc and gaze in wonderment...

    Whippet of the week!

    This weeks winner goes to Arnold Whipszenegger...

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    UTRs, Mar 22, 2015
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    And no, this poor old dog has not just swallowed a football...
     
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    so this is who ate all the pigeons out of alf winstanleys loft
     
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    If you sprayed it's chest and shoulders yellow, it would look like a daffodil. A very angry daffodil.
     
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    KooPeeArr, Mar 23, 2015
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    Please don't mention very angry daffodils, I have dark recurring nightmares about them.
     
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    Here is a clip that reminds me of my maths lessons at school...

     
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    <laugh>

    I just posted this song I like on another footy teams music forum. I just had to share it here due to the nice picture...

     
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    UTRs, Mar 25, 2015
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