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Deathbed promises

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PointyBirds, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. PointyBirds

    PointyBirds Member

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    Surrounded by my weeping family, I would choose to make them promise that after my demise, they wouldn't start a tacky, poorly-spelled facebook page in my memory.

    None of this 'Well see you in heven. U wer a legend. Luve you 4EVA' public mourning ****wittery.

    What would you make them promise?

    Yeah. I'm in on a Friday night. **** you.
     
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    PointyBirds, Jul 8, 2011
  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Not to look under my bed. That's where I keep my porn <diva>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 8, 2011
  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    if they dont find it how can they bury it with you?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 8, 2011
  4. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Good point, I'll have to rethink that <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 8, 2011
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'd tell my lot to go out and buy new phones and make sure they only use them to dial out. I donlt want anyone reading about that unfortuante incident with the Fillipino, the butternut squash and the goat when i'm gone.
     
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  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <applause>

    I like Jeremy Clarkson's no-nonsense approach to life:

    "If I want to drink full-fat milk and fill my lungs with tar, I will"
     
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    Erik, Jul 8, 2011

  7. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    I prefer to poison my bloodstream with alcohol, and catch as many STD's as I can.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jul 8, 2011
  8. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    His approach was more subtle. You're hardcore, obviously.
     
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    Erik, Jul 8, 2011
  9. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    Not to look under my bed. That's where I keep my porn

    if they dont find it how can they bury it with you?

    What happens if you are cremated? <whistle><yikes><doh>
     
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    C'mon ref, Jul 9, 2011
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I think he meant "all losers". So no, he does'nt want to talk to you.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 9, 2011

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