The Edge...

what a ****ey new gameshow on BBC1 just now. I suppose Trev and Barrie would be the favourites to win from on here, as you can pretty much go through the whole show with being thick as pig **** as long as you can bowl ffs

 

Somewhere else ----------->

Manicoger < ER

 

Well, that's just charming Toby, ****ing charming.

 

Do you spend a lot of time watching daytime telly?

 

He prefers gay times with jelly.

 

Only in the daytime.

 

You should ask ER if they have any vacancies in his retirement home. They've managed to keep the old **** alive all this time so they must be pretty good

 

You probably have pairs of jeans older than me, I'm only in my late 20s

 

Probably regret this but I'm on it next week.

 

Only students, ****s and OAPs watch daytime telly.

 

Sounds pretty accurate to me.

 

Pretty much describes everyone in Britain to be fair.

 

*Update* That **** Lee is just about to bowl in the final, I was wanting Martin to get through

 

The prick won 950quid. The quizmaster **** is annoying as ****.

 

I've never even heard of this so-called "The Edge" never mind seen it.

Surely tae **** there's no a bowling version of Bullseye/Big Break on the telly?

 

Oh **** off, BBC2 isn't showing Cagney and Lacey because of the ****ing budget, anymore of this pish and I might need to go to the pub.

 

I wish it was even a quarter as good/classy as bullseye was, The Edge is utter dross, the quiz master sounds like that prick Vernon Kay and the whole format is flawed to ****, not even sure why I watched it to be honest.

 

I heard they were bringing 15-to-1 back to Ch4. That was a proper game show

 

I'm pretty sure they have already, except the host is that ugly wee annoying lesbian Sandy Toksvig and the questions are for ******s. Certainly not the way it was in William G's day.