only jokin. imagine ye wer in a lift with another guy just uz 2, goin to work, suits on n that. n ye just shouted - STOP SHAGGIN ME!! then burst oot greetin and hit the deck and curled up in a baw suckin ur thumb. jst thot about doin that there on the toilet. started laffin in the toilet.
nut, a texted ma mate n he thot it wz funny, infact he added the curled up in a ball bit. but he is wrong to be fair