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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    to be honest even I'm laughing at Rangers noo <rofl>
     
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    ^^^^bigger taig than barrie is
     
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    when i say laughing, i mean crying and using tears as lube to poke my farter
     
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    That's more like it<ok>
     
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    I had galloping diarrhoea all day yesterday.

    Sphincter is red raw. Very uncomfortable. In fact, I think I need to go again. Must have lost a stone in weight
     
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    Is it sore to wipe, ER?
     
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    hud a madras on sunday night. blew the hoop right aff us
     
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    Stick a bog roll in the fridge <ok>
     
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    Or even better stick your whole arse in the deep freeze
     
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    **** in a condom, freeze it, then ram it up your ****ter.

    Feels cracking even when you don't have a bleeding balloon knot.
     
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    All very helpful tips guys.

    Just shat even more out!! I'm beginning to look like a walking 1 iron :eek:

    Don't think I can face food so this will be two days in a row without food.
     
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    It certainly is Stanley.
     
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    man up ****ter
     
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    I am, I'm at work. Stinking up the female bogs!!
     
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    Moisturize it using some lurpak, mate. Works wonders for me after I've been torn arse-to-sack by several black men.
     
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    I'll try to be more gentle in future. If only to reduce your butter bill.
     
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    There is some in the works fridge. Think I'll just apply it straight from the tub in the kitchen whilst people are having their lunch <ok>
     
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    Use clingfilm to protect your hands though <ok>
     
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    "Hmmmmm, this Lurpark seems a tad on the brown side"

    "I just had some and It's lovely"
     
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    im currently wearing weights on my balls to strecth them.
     
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