Rooney shows he loves to be seen to be a bit of a scrapper but he's actually no scrapper. Bardo looks smart with his feet and feigns. Doing it in the kitchen on a marble floor... So ****ing stupid. These guys are unbelievably dim. Do it in the ****ing garden or summit lads.
I wouldn't do it on a floor like that mate because I don't want brain damage! I remember boxing my pal on a trampoline when I was younger. Hit him flush, while celebrating drunkenly fell off the trampoline and broke my nose. That was on grass. That's assuming there's actually a brain in Wayne's head to damage.
I'm sure neither of them expected to be floored ha. They both fancy themselves abit as boxers. Nobody knows how drunk they were but things like thinking about hard flooring goes out the window when pished.
If your pal offered u a sparing session you wouldn't say "no thanks the floors hard", lol. It's a male pride thing.
Each to they own then mate. Does that mean you'd never have a spar with with anyone other than grass or lounges?
Oh yes, I like to work the upper arms then laugh at them as their punches get weaker and weaker. I'm a little tyke me.
We all like a bit of banter mate. I do jui Jitsu, so I prefer to take the man down and the ground and pound. You sometimes have to take a punch or 2 in the taking down process but it's worth it.
My mates try to get me in holds and grapples because they know I can't stand being restricted, gives me anxiety. Gets the adrenaline pumping though that gives me that extra strength to break it. Become quite good at breaking holds over the years to the point I couldn't be restrained by 3 coppers and 4 bouncers. It took them 20 minutes of struggling to get me in that van, I was out of my head at the back end of a manic bender, I'd got thrown out the a night club and punched a bouncer. Can only remember the incident from watching it back the next day in an interview room on dvd, strange only being able to remember the incident from that perspective. More often than not the Beer Garden is our arena.
Lol, well done. What I do best is lock the opponents arms on the floor, free myself an elbow or fist and then let rip. We need to do an away day next season Defo !!
So we can wrestle on location? Yeah deffo mate. Won't have my season card next season but should be able to get to an away game with not having to fork out on Season Card installments.
Nice one. Seems only about a few months ago we spoke about going to an away game early season. We had Stoke pencilled in. My lifes just so manic. Barely have time to scratch my arsh.
