Everton v Newcastle United - Official Buildup/Matchday ~Thread

I told the missus what to do today as I was out taking the hound for a walk.

"Lay Newcastle to risk a ton or thereabouts. At half hour or after the first Everton goal trade out. If Newcastle score first then lay them again for the same amount and I will be before the final whistle to clear up"

As ever, it worked. Time and bloody time. I tell you something, Carver is doing me an even bigger favour than Pardew did. Guaranteed profit of £15 after Betfair tax.

 

First time in years i may give the gooners game a miss i have a chance to earn some good money next Saturday ,so the odds are for me to miss it.

 

What a bunch of bottlers.

Colo no words. Shouldn't play again for our club. Doesn't want to be here. It's so obvious, with the derby coming up, he clearly wants a holiday.

 

That was just an utter shambles.

 

northeast laughing stock of english football

 

I blame the 'Pardew Out' mob. We'd have had more points if the silver-haired God was still here!

 

It is but we wont so dont worry you are safe this year and we wont be playing you next year.

 

TBF it does look quite fun supporting Palace. They have got this pretty unique concept where their players try hard to win games. Seems to keep th fans somewhat happy.

 

A ****in disgrace. Kinda predictiable but it still shocks me how **** we can be. Carver is a massive ****. If he is the supporter of the club he claims to be he will jack it in as soon as the season is over. Who the **** is going to play CB now? If we don't a massive overhauling in the summer we are ****ed for next season.

I have to be honest I'm finding it hard to give a **** anymore. Just get the required three or four points so we can forget about this season and preapre for the even worse one in a few months. The whole thing gives me dick ache, it really ****ing does. Right in the middle for some reason. Could be cancer but most likely carver ridden cock pains.

 

I blame Pardew.

 

'Just about OK' sums up the season; there have been some good matches where we actually turned up and played the game, but there have been some utter shockers where I think most of the team got stuck in the tunnel/lost trying to find the pitch. Overall the end of season report will probably read: 'just about OK'.

The problem is, I don't want to support a team that is 'just about OK'

 

For the first time, I decided not to bother today.... I mean, I went to the inlaws for tea and he was asking "so how did the toon do today" and i said, i dont know and cound not give a toss.... I said to him chances are we will be 3/4 down (this was at 5pm i was about to sit down to my roast beef) and said we would limp the season over the line because of the **** dross that we dish up.

Low and behold he checked the scores at 5.40 (we where 3-0 down) and he asked.... what do you get out of watching the toon.....

I said "Nothing".....

That is what we get......

**** this season!

 

Carvers record since taking over p11 w2 d3 l6 s10 c19 -9 - 9 points.
Pardews record since taking over Palace p12 w7 d1 l4 - 22 points.

 

Absolute ****ing garbage today. The lot of them want shooting. Colo was a ****ing disgrace with that tackle. The lot of them are ****ing chickenshit overpaid dogshit bottlers. Todays game did not surprise me one bit. What is it going to take to make people realise that sitting back and taking it from Ashley and Charnley is going to see things get worse? Support the team not the regime is garbage.

 

We're worse than you! Get ****ed the lot of ya!

 

Are numbers now are getting desperately thin, especially when one considers we have 4 goalies in those numbers ( Alnwick, thank god is now on Loan ) Looking at what's available for Arsenal/Mackems can only see our team being as follows.

Krul. Anita or Satka. Janmaart. Williamson. Taylor/Jonas.
Colback. Sissoko
Obertan/ Cabella. Perez. Sami / Taylor
Rivierre.

Arsenal will be laughing their socks off and the Mackems, bad as they, are will be sensing their season could be saved here ( again ) We MAY have Aarons back but then its down to the likes of Armstrong, Sterry ??? ( who, played 5 times for the U.21's ) and Kemen.. Any other thoughts boys and girls?

 

Just said on our board all the fans from both clubs should let the management have it big time and not have a go at each other at the sol ( just this time mind lol. ) let them know exactly how both sets of fans feel.

 

I can guarantee Gordon that there is not one and 1 mean 1 mackum thinking thier season could be saved here.

 

If that could be pulled off then it would send out a really strong message - it's a huge 'if' tho, and there would be enough numbskulls on both sides to make sure it didn't happen.

 

John Carver blaming the ref. That was never a penalty. His arm was close to his body and from that distance there was no way of him avoiding the ball. A poor attempt at passing the buck there....