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We dont do one man teams.

 

UIR is all "BR told them to pass it to Suarez". Before Suarez proved he could do in the PL what he did in the Dutch league(bites n'all) UIR was all Suarez has done nothing. So, Rodgers figured, pass it to the guy that has done nothing.. if IF you apply UIR's falvour of the hour reasoning

 

Tbh there's quite a bit of skill involved in hitting someone 50 yards away on the chest almost every time.

A hoof is to nobody with tye hope someone fast might run onto it or someone tall might flick it in.

 

He had a one off season in the premier league. Now a long forgotten memory. Well almost. You dont forgoet such violent cheaters that easily.

 

your doing a no man team at the moment

 

Don't see what Evans has to do with this

 

High pressing counter attacking football, with Sturridge, Suarez, Sterling and Coutinho all rotating, Henderson pressing with Gerrard pinging balls to the strikers feet. Also we killed games early, eg Arsenal 4-0 in 20 mins and 3-0 against Everton in the first half etc etc. fast attacking football which you won't have seen under LVG.

Beat Spurs 5-1 and 3-0, Man Utd 3-0 (at OT) and 1-0 at home (without Suarez), Everton 4-0, Arsenal 5-1, City 3-2.. Countless other thrashings against 'smaller' teams. Yet you already know all of this.

 

And if that was what you were doing fair enough. Putting the ball high because you know Felliani will out jump/elbow the opposition is somewhat different

 

Yes but UIR said all that was down to #lessgames #parttimefc

So, that clearly explains why United are sitting atop the PL table as we speak.................................

#nowhesaysitsluck
#isheMITO

 

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Manchester Airport air traffic control are on an emergency footing when utd are at home, the balls are hitting planes coming in to land.

 

That stands out a mile from the others you quoted

 

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Yep, he used the "part time" bollocks many times last season, as you say, why aren't the Gaalactico's sitting at the top of the league?

Maybe UIR can come up with an excuse?

 

Yep, we only played for 4 minutes. Man Utd only played for 3.

 

His excuse is transition, new players, injuries, but he thought of it first so we are not allowed say we have been integrating new players and have had important players injured.

#playgroundlogic

 

Yeah, like no other club has to deal with injuries, bed in new players and transition.

LvG has been successful in his first season in other countries but he's been found out in the Prem, Scholes reckons he needs £200m this summer to put things right at OT, so its laughable that they call City and Chelsea for buying success when they are desperately trying to do the same..

 

Looks like us yooNited and Spuds in the race for 4th. Arsenal are going well, I reckon they'll catch City, the chavs have 6 points and 2 games in hand, n

Buying the league was a sin to the mancs, then when they started trying it it was OK because it's not trying to buy the league because of where the money came from ?? They really are dumb as ****, Chavskovites use this logic too when slating City.


Suddenly the fans of the clubs with the big $$$ are all worried about what other teams break FFP They then try use this as some moral argument

 

"World class display from Arsenal today with our world class players delivering especially Aaron Ramsey who showed the world why he is the best box to box midfielder on the planet. Covered the ground and made countless chances. Once little Jack is back he goes in the team alongside Ramsey and Ozil. Where you at you mug ubad9jagooner? You been talking complete utter BS about Ramsey the whole season you clown. "

"The fact that you rate the awful Coutinho shows you up."

"So there is no place for the fraud Alexis and that fat mug Cazorla who probably trains at Burger King. You all saw today how good we looked without Cazorla facking things up in this system. Cazorla is considered two footed because his right and left foot is as bad as each other. And this bottler has never performed in the CL. Never scored. He's slowness on the pitch costs us. We get overrun in midfield all the time because Cazorla cant move in midfield without stopping after 5 seconds because he is suffering from lactic acid."

"6 points behind Chelsea now. Win every game from here on in and we will be champions."

 

You name me the club that has lost as much as the following in such a short space.

Greatest manager of all time. Served for 26 years.
Two of the best centre backs to play in the premier league (granted long past there best. Still a massive loss)
Loss of one of our best left backs
Loss of the most successful player ever
Moyes debacle
Loss of three captains

That doesnt even take into account the other 10 or so players that have left or pur manager having barely any time with the squad before the season kicked off.

You go ahead and name a comparable situation and I will accept it.

Burnley 1 up v city.

 

Burnley one up v Citeh