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Off Topic Jeremy Clarkson dropped by the BBC

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Yapusi, Mar 10, 2015.

  1. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Clarkson called the producer a lazy Irish **** before punching him says the Mirror.
     
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  2. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    I never knew he was Irish
    I say give him his job back
     
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  3. Tuckin

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    So which page will see the third incarnation of the Stewart Lee stuff?
     
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  4. Fez

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    You are right, but could go further and say he makes innocuous racist comment that is not really that innocuous; just as Clarkson likes us all to believe, he is a clever man, but not in a good way.
     
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  5. PLT

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    I like Coogan, but how is saying that Mexican food looks like sick racist? Even in these times that's ridiculous.
     
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    May's comment about Mexican food looking like sick isn't racist, but the comments made by Clarkson and Hammond are culturally insensitive to say the least. It's the generalisation of Mexicans which makes it racist, not the critique of their cuisine.
     
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  7. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    So it's ok to say things about the French because they're White Europeans but about any nation that's a different ethnicity is racist?
     
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  8. PLT

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    Yeah. People go on about the French surrendering all the time. That's no different to saying Mexicans are always sleeping.

    But the food bit is just ridiculous. I can't believe he actually mentioned that as if it could possibly offend anyone.
     
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  9. look_back_in_amber

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    Don't start Bob, there's absolutely **** all wrong with the standard of French clunge (NOT Dawn!)
     
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  10. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    It's the Italians that you're thinking of, the one's whose tanks have only one gear...reverse!
     
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  11. Barchullona

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    No. They had 6. Five reverse ones and a forward one in case they were attacked from behind.
     
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  12. Fez

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    Eventually
     
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    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Can anyone post a joke that no one can find offensive? Such sensitive souls these days.
     
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  14. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    My current favourite joke.


    What's the bare minimum?














    One bear.




    Actually, it doesn't work written down.

    Being, as it is, based on bare and bear sounding identical.


    Bollocks.
     
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  15. Mikez

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    Nice piece but isn't most of his argument that such humour is bad when done by TG but ok when done by someone pretending to be some one else (Alan Partridge). This puts me in mind of a mad ventriloquist blaming the dummy.

    That said, it is a great read but I hope he gets the opportunity to be not invited back.
     
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  16. Happy Tiger

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    I rang the dentist yesterday to make an appointment for an annual checkup. When I got through and explained this to the receptionist, she paused and said to me "2:30?", I replied no, I just need a checkup".

    Arsebags, that's my favorite joke of all time, and I don't think that works written down either.

    I wonder if we need a thread of "jokes that don't work unless spoken"?
     
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  17. PattyNchips2

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    Back on topic............ apparently in his column in The Sun, JC has called himself a "dinosaur" and said maybe his time at the BBC is over.
     
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  18. Amin Yapusi

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    What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?

    A carrot.
     
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  19. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    What's brown & sticky?
     
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  20. PattyNchips2

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    whats invisible and smells of carrots? bunny farts
     
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