He was telling me he was out on a hill performing tribal rituals and putting sticks in his genitals etc when he spotted a limousine with the Crystal Palace emblem emblazoned across the front door making haste towards the compound of none other than Mpebu Traore (father and agent of Djimi Traore) all very hush hush but apparently Mr Traore is negotiating a move to Selhurst Park for Djimi in return for £23,075 p/w and three goats sacrificed to the Rain God.