Off Topic Near death experiences

had a few me like, fallen off cliffs (twice) hit by a car on me bike, went right over the top of his car, been swept out to sea by the tide, fell off a swing rope up to my neck in mud and sinking, walked off the end of a sandbank, surprised i'm still ****ing here like

Anyone had any?

Apart from serving in the forces of course

 

I'm NEVER getting on a plane with you!!

Glad you're still here mate! Just try being more ****ing careful!

 

Cheers, everyone of those was before the age of 13

@grandpops reckons its one of the funniest things he'd ever seen, the rope swing mud incident, up to my chin and no trainers or socks

When i got home

 

that was a funny old day,did you do anything in the afternoon

 

Went in the bath iirc

 

That happened to me. It was Christmas day when I was a kid, riding along the pavement when car pulls out of driveway in front of me and i went over the bonnet and slid 20 ft across the icy pavement on my face. If it wasn't for the ice I'd be deformed. Instead I'm overly-formed.

 

Somebody should tell Forrest Gump that on the back of the box of chocolates it tells you exactly what you're going to get.

 

I went through a massive puddle and my brakes failed, smashed side on flipped over the top

 

Shud a drund the twat.

Needed Germoline on draft when he was a kid. Nowt but ****in bother. Never knew who was going to bring him home unconcious one day to the next.

 

So he was on the piss when he was a young un anarl then pops

 

Happened a canny few times tbf

 

Aye, was bottle boy at the pub over the road and went down the optics for a laugh? Didnt end well, again below 13

 

I remember.

In the back lane. ramps. him and his pals bmx jumping over his sister. too scared to move. poor little sod.

Crackers. I blame his mother.

 

Oh aye forgot about that one, front wheel fell off, straight over the handlebars, ambulance job

 

Yes, you enjoyed the siren going, hammering through the traffic. twat.

 

Still here arent i

 

Only just. Not sure how.

 

Neither do i looking back

 

Give yer ma & me some frights lad, no mistake.

 

A blame the parents