Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Not just hers mate, there was loads of lasses with there bits on show..In fact you could say it was Pussy Galore..

 

Maybe needs a check up then after all that pussy, be a good idea to see the Dr. No?

 

You are all Gold. Finger that pussy if you get the chance mate..

 

Dirty slut was from Sunderland, asked her if she wanted a shower afterwards and she replied "Golden? Aye".

 

That lass loves her arse fingered as well..That's why her nickname is Moonraker..

 

I didn't know that, if I'd known that I'd have porked The Living Daylights out of her back door!

 

If her back door was broken then you may need an Oddjob man to repair it..

 

I rang earlier to get it sorted, I was told to wait in the Q.

 

The door being broken caused a draft with a strong Blowfelt in the passage..

 

Yeah and he might need to use his Moonraker to diagnose the problem

 

Or a good Roger on the Moore might do the trick..

 

Or he could used his Goldfinger

 

I know her - I asked her to strip off and she said sure "for your eyes only" so I then smashed her back doors in but I must have got some kind of infection so I went to the docs and he said I had "thunderball" he told me not to try that again but you can "never say never again"

 

I was waiting for you to post this, and low and behold you were right on Q..

 

Q. Was he the one based at the Ministry of Funny Walks?

 

That's just an old Cleeseche!

 

Well, I couldn't just sit Idle

 

My attempts are Palin into insignificance at the side of yours ....... are you from Cleveland by any chance?

 

Yeah but I'm still a canny Chapman

 

But what have the Romans ever done for us?