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  1. DMD

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    Leads, leads, leads.


    please log in to view this image
     
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    Tannoy announcement: 'This is a lost owner alert. Would Mr Blunkett please make himself known to the nearest steward'.
     
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    Referee's assistant joins in singing.
     
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    I've been a wild rover, for many a year...

    'Winalot'
     
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    The dog is saying;
    When you said we were going to the K.C. I thought you meant the Kennel Club,
     
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    Keep singing, it's safer than Crufts,
     
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    How did that Mutt get in the ground?
    Did they widen the turnstile for her?
     
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    Dog to Owner: Liam Cooper needs to ruff their strikers up more
     
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    Woof.

    I win.
     
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    You're barking.
     
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    "Following Crufts death, police discover even worse poisoning of a dog elsewhere."
     
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    I hope he consessions for his guide dog
     
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    This Is what happens to an Andrex puppy on being fully grown. Still in the **** of things.
     
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    I see Leeds have got the retrievers in again......
     
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    Why Is'nt that Canine on a Leed?
     
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    "Where's M, C and A when you need them?"
     
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    "Where's that nasty smell of Dog Shyte coming from??????"
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    Said the Labrador!
     
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    Genius.
     
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    "And they say I produce a load of ****!" says the dog.
     
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    The results are back from the lab, and they don't look good.
     
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