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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Eastender, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. Eastender

    Eastender Member

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    Quick question

    How many times is it necessary for you to shake your boabie after peeing.

    No matter how many times you do it you always get a dribble.

    <steam>
     
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    Eastender, Jul 8, 2011
  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    The real question is, how many shakes before it`s classified as a ****?
     
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    gas, Jul 8, 2011
  3. Jobby Funbags

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    I think it's a sign that I'm getting older now that the shake now takes longer than the actual piss

    <yikes>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 8, 2011
  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    more than twice and your a ****
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 8, 2011
  5. Zico

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    dribble<Three>****ing
     
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    Zico, Jul 8, 2011
  6. Natchrawldry

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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I ****in hate when it dribbles <grr>
    I will quite happily jiggle it to the point of a semi rather than risk that horrible warm 'n sensation!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 8, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    If you were clean and circumcised, like me, you'd be fine.
     
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    Erik, Jul 8, 2011
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Four by two?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 8, 2011
  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jul 8, 2011
  12. -jordan-

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    you really are my brother from another mother!


    only the dirty and unsuccessful are still in possessional of their foreskins. FACT
     
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    -jordan-, Jul 8, 2011
  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Up to 30 years old, you're allowed 3 shakes. After that, you're allowed an additional shake for every 5 years.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 8, 2011
  14. Jobby Funbags

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    I've still only got an allowance of 3 shakes then - going up by 5 after November......


    Honestly, I reckon I average about 20 <yikes><toomuchforeskin>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Jul 8, 2011
  15. John Smith

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    Men without foreskin were all sexually abused by an old man with an agenda at a young age.
     
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    John Smith, Jul 8, 2011
  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <ok>
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 8, 2011
  17. Erik

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    I'm not sure about Jordan, but it was definitely a doctor in my case (no abuse involved) who chopped it off.
     
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    Erik, Jul 8, 2011
  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    How do you know it was definitely a doctor, who old were you for ****'s sake?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 8, 2011
  19. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Old enough to know that a man with a Skull cap, big nose and beard, with his own cock in one hand, is a qualified GP.
     
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    Erik, Jul 8, 2011
  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Fair play, whatever you lot get up to is up to yourselves!
     
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    monacoger, Jul 8, 2011
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