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  1. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Billy, I am loving the fact that given the topic that you are limiting the midget to be in her 30's!! <laugh>
     
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    did you swallow some mercury when you were little
     
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  3. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Summit to do with the muscles being relaxed and longer in the morning that they are after a long day I think.
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I'd shag a recently deceased ginger midget ........ she's have to still be warm though, I do have standards <ok>
     
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    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    I went with an amazon lass Billy who was 6ft 8in and i am only 5ft when we were nose to nose my toes were in and when i was toes to toes my nose was in and when i was in the middle i had nobody to talk to.<laugh>
     
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    rooch 3, Mar 6, 2015
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  6. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    If she had a pulse. Yes
     
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    Gil T Azell, Mar 6, 2015

  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    No, I wouldn't.
     
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  9. ROBOJOHN

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    Who,d put her up to it?
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    we says ultimate is a midget like
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 7, 2015
  11. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    And his real name is Bridget..
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  13. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Alright then, what about an eskimo or a red indian?
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 8, 2015
  14. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Er..... Tell me about the midgets agan...
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Mar 8, 2015
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  15. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    They're little stocky ****ers.
    Nowt else to tell really.
    What's wrong with red indians like, don't you like feathers?
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 8, 2015
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    Would you have sexy time with a Muslim, Billy?
     
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  17. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You had to go there didn't you.
     
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  18. crumble bungle

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    I'd fidget with a midget and I'd tamper with a Muslim, so long as she didn't look like a camel, except for her toe lol
     
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  19. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Depends what she looked like.
    Wouldn't do one of them hijab tarts like.
    Would be like unwrapping your Christmas parcel - apart from the brown eyes you just never know what's underneath. <ok>
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

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    A hairy pair of knackers..<laugh>
     
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