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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 27, 2014.

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  1. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    morning all
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Am liking the like for the like
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokers and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
    While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
    Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house..He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket, she replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...

    "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
     
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  5. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    all liked
     
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  6. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    all liked too
     
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  7. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I love blondes, they get dirty easily.
     
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    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I'm loving the liking likes, like
     
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    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    afternoon..
    or is it evening?
    4:15pm
     
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    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I think its 'prevening'
     
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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    NOT ONE
     
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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    NOT FIVE
     
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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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