Well, I'm a Barcelona supporter (family ties!)..... and Real Madrid have money to burn...... so here's hoping!
WHO WE ARE (QPR) …. with the usual apologies to Imagined Dragons, and songwriters - Alexander Junior Grant, Daniel Coulter Reynolds, Daniel Wayne Sermon, Benjamin Arthur McKee, Joshua Francis Mosser … and due respects to The Hunger Games: Catching Fire I suspect most people will need to check out the original while reading (singing?) the version which follows: Spurs in the top six, Rangers in some fix, Staying down there where there’s all the might-have-beens Might-have-beens! Rangers with Rob Green, Five Tottnam has-beens*, Playing these ex-Spurs* on a Saturday afternoon. Oh, afternoon. We are never losers here, We are never welcome here at all. No. It's QPR. Doesn't matter if we hit the bar. Doesn't matter if we play away. Doesn't matter if it's not our day….. We shall beat QPR, Time to cheer, It's all downhill from here. Ooh. They’re playing badly, Goal here for Walker, One more for Chadli, Eriksen and Kane. Oh, again. They will be leavin’, End of the season, Taking down names from our book of transferees. Transferees*. We are never losers here. We are never welcome here at all. No. It's QPR. Doesn't matter if we hit the bar, etc. Because it's QPR. Doesn't matter if we hit the bar, etc We shall beat QPR, Time to cheer, It's all downhill from here. Ooh. Don’t think I’m crazy! etc etc Prediction: QPR 0 Spurs 4 Scorers: Kane, Eriksen, Walker, Chadli Cheers, Spurf! *** Sandro, Taarabt, Zamora, Caulker, Kranjcar............
Some rangers, roving in the park that belongs to the Queen. 0 v 3 Spurs... Va'thong'on, Kane and..... oldadoS (the Spanish guy).
They will try and shut us down like last time - cue big game from The Beast! Still I think we will win 1-3 Kane Chadli, Mason
