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The Snip O/T

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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    How bad is it please lads??
    The thought of it is making my eyes water.
    The Mrs and I have decided not to extend our family any furthur so I'm booked in next month..
     
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  2. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    @grandpops has
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    life and times change mate, i ended up getting divorced and i had had the snip,met a lady i couldnt live without now , doc says after 15 years cant reverse, so for me its a big NO ****ING DONT DO IT
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    PM ME MATE AND ILL GIVE YOU 20 CRACKING REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT
     
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  5. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Not something I'd ever consider personally there's too many other forms of contraceptive to consider mutilating my reproductive system. Wear a condom (I know), make her get on the pill (I know) or one of the many other methods available.

    Just don't pull out and get it in her eyes without warning her. She'll go for you once she's recovered from the temporary blindness.
     
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  6. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬ Forum Moderator

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    my knackers swelled up for a few days afterwards that was uncomfortable:emoticon-0106-cryin during the actual op I passed out twice - both times when the needle was stuck in <doh>
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0106-cryin:(:mad::confused::eek:o_O<wah>:undecided::sad:<grr><rofl><monster><cry>:emoticon-0132-envy::emoticon-0184-tmi::emoticon-0119-puke:

    :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  8. Billy Death

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    I'm still firing live rounds so I wouldn't know but it's not something I'd ever have done.
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    Absolutely nowt to it mate..I got mine done on the morning and was at the match on the afternoon, although I did go in a kilt to let them breath..They swelled a bit over the next few days, but nowt that caused me any major pain..
    I got circumcised as an adult which was a hundred times worse...
    PS...As has been mentioned, you really need to be 100% sure that is what you want..
     
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  10. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I know what you mean lads, but I'm adamant that's it for me now as far as having anymore kids. The Pill doesn't agree with my lass. She went through child birth, so I feel it's my duty to do this.
    Im 38 this year and I Defo don't want to be an old father.
    I always wanted a boy and I've got 2, so I couldn't be happier.
     
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    I had no problems at all. Really. The only people I know who have had problems went private.

    NHS did mine at 5pm and I was back to work the next day. I was only out of the house an hour and a half. In fact, it was so quick, she thought I`d chickened out. <laugh>

    A little bit of swelling and discomfort for a day or two but no pain.

    Easy peasy mate. <ok>
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I dont like the sound of that mate!
     
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  13. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Thanks mate.
     
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  14. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Alan. I'll wear one of my lasses skirts.
     
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  15. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0145-shake

    Where are the mags when you need them? We need to hold a mock funeral for Tees' little swimmers.
     
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  16. Blunham Mackem

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    Massive massive decision, the main reason for me being, you can never predict the future.

    My mates got 2 "kids" aged 36 and 32. He's now got another 2 aged 11 and 12.

    You never know what the future's got in store for you mate.

    Having said that, it's one of the most personal decisions a man can ever make and it can't and shouldn't matter what others have experienced, good or bad.

    Personally I'd run a ****ing mile before I let anyone butcher my jewels!!!
     
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  17. Gil T Azell

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    It's a doddle tees.
    Got mine done at 10 in the morning.
    Went in knew the nurse who was assisting and apologised to her in advance in the event I got a hard on. She told me not to worry and that I wouldnt.
    Doctor Contractor ( what a f*cking name eh) came in and stated he may need to shave a little bit of hair away. Might as well have waxed my chest cos that's where me knackers had retreated to. He then coated my town halls with some iodine, popped a tiny syringe needle in and proceeded to pull about two foot of my tubes out and cut n tied them in a balloon knot.
    Then repeated the process on the other knacker.
    Took about 10 mins in total.
    Wore tracky bottoms and nee duds and went for a gargle. No pain no swelling nothing.

    PS, when you take Ya samples back its best to knock one out in the house as opposed to the waiting room. It's quite embarrassing trying to catch 9cc's in a small pot to hand in nice n fresh.
     
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  18. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Dr Contractors doing mine aswell haha.

    He must've seen more c#ck than a Geordie lass.
     
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    the worse bit is when I think back to the op (it was a long time ago) is when the vas deferens are cut and sutured - you can feel a horrible pulling sensation in your lower stomach - I'm sure I may have passed out once again then also <doh>

    the fact is I tend to pass out when blood is taken from my arm - so I wouldn't read too much into my babbling <cheers>
     
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  20. DAPARKERSAFC

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    My missus has been hinting on. Got my 2 lads and I dont want anymore but dunno if I can harm me 2 other lads.

    Make me feel abit faint thinking about it
     
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