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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Potentially good (and messy) night in the Cheese tonight. Quite a few Reds (inc me) and BS have agreed to have a back-to-back Merseyside Europa night in there. I'm extremely pleased the bosses are in Capetown. I might 'miss' my usual bus in the morning <laugh>
     
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  2. saintanton

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    Bet the snail doesn't.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He might if I take him in there with me <laugh>

    On that note, I'm off for the bus in a few minutes. Enjoy the game <yikes>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denice had another ****ing go at me on Saturday. There were 19th and 21st birthday parties in there on the night. i'd said to her sister that I hoped Vic wouldn't be on her own behind the bar. She told Denice and she went mad. Sometimes you can't ****ing win <doh> Mind you, I was less than ****ing impressed when my phone went at 4.00 pm on Sunday morning. Vic had left her ****ing keys at home and I had to get up to unlock the back door <grr>
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sorry <laugh> That should have read 4.00 am <laugh>
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Am working on a java book database

    An example book title in the course material was "Cheese Problems Solved, Woodhead Publishing, 2007"

    <laugh>

    Maybe you should read that book Red <laugh>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How about an abridged critique?
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Red goes in with a rusty blade, forcefully takes the arse of every female in the place. Problems solved.
    Excellent character development, it's gritty and realistic



    or something like that <laugh>

    #notarealbook
     
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    The only thing that would solve the Cheese Problem would be a small tactical nuke.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    daisy cutter.....

    please log in to view this image
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Nah, they are only useful for dropping on unsuspecting Afghan villages and kids collecting wood
     
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    tbh, a black hole is the only way to deal with the Cheese :D That or the thing they trapped Zod in in Superman <laugh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This is all somewhat over the top. Don't ****ing knock it until you've tried it <whistle>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Rob the Builder is an animal killer, it now transpires. He goes hunting and according to what Big Dave told me, he recently disposed of some turtles by throwing them live onto a fire. Really nice <doh>
     
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    Irony.

    Where the **** does anyone get turtles from in the first place? And why "dispose" of them in such a sinister Mafia-esque way?

    Seriously, cruel ****er, report him.
     
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    This.
     
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  18. You wouldn't be complaining if it were a <badger>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I alway thought terrapins were seperate animals to turtles, but according to the fount of knowledge that is wikipedia, "terrapin" is just a common name for certain types of turtles. Terrapins are still widely available in the UK, aren't they? There are also several in the wild where pets have been released after owners have underestimated how big they get.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrapin
     
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