the burd

works in a nursery and has just text me saying shes glad its lunch time because all the kids are being brats i text back saying she should get a big stick and threaten them with it, then they would behave. she freaked out because i suggested hitting kids.

no sex for dougie tonight.

 

Woman have no sense of humour

 

thats just because the polio, tb and rickets kept them quiet tommy

plus surely you were too busy with boche to notice

 

Get her to show the kids news coverage, paper clippings of Ian Huntleys deeds.

Then hand out Man united tops to all the naughty kids & say "hopefully see you tomorrow.......unless the caretaker gets you"

 

Maybe you could try threatening the burd with a big stick, that might get you yer Nat King.

 

My burds on nightshift til Sunday now, so no playtime for me

 

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tell her you'll send huntley round asap

 

Tell her about Muirs bird.
She might laugh so much her drawers fall off.
She might not mind.

 

or she might think in strange for talking to strangers on the internet all day.

 

dont tell me dougie, she doesnt understand you

 

And then give you a sympathy shag?

 

Same as usual then