She's always saying 'don't worry, size isn't everything' ........ dunno what she means, it was the biggest we could get in there
It's all a mystery to me mate, she's always on about the 'magic button' but I can never find the fckn thing
I think it's hidden inside some flap on the remote mate, I found it once by accident, pressing everything at once.
I heard a rumour that said button is actually a myth created by feminists to emasculate men all around the world. I might have started that rumour... Spread the gospel.
Just discussed this 'rumour' with my Mrs and my Mrs told me I've got to stop chatting to you, you know nothing about television remotes and are a bad influence on me. Sorry.
Hahahahahaha! I'm slowly but surely helping empower men. One at a time... While the missus let's me have my 20, daily, minutes on the internet.
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Now I know how Jesus felt when his pal Judas betrayed him. Only unlike Jesus I've got the hair of a young Ian Brown, the physique of Matthew McConaughey, the face of Johnny Depp... And the self delusion of Niklaas Bendtner.
You could have got a Tesco Finest Alu-foil for that fiver ya daft sod, instead of chucking it away like that!
