Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Fair enough... we did start winning when I stopped posting.

I'm ok being a martyr if it helps us win.



/ seriously... am I stuck as Mummy now?

 

Yes.

 

You can change your username you muppet, just click on your existing username top right and go through to personal details, then advanced options on the left

 

He will always be our mummy

 

Shhhh don't tell him!

 

But it's my main area of expertise

 

Thanks. Didn't have that option on phone app.


Couldn't be milk. Says someone has that name already. Some bar steward posing as me out there?

I'm Milk. Instead.

 

You will always be our mummy and now we can all drink your milky

 

You shouldn't have told him.

 

I sincerely regret my decision. I've lost my mummy, I want my mummy

 

Beat me to it.
I don't like milk very much. Mummy is nice and cuddly.

 

'If age brings you wisdom, it also significantly alters your pornographic preferences. That’s according to data from Pornhub, which analysed its users’ viewing habits and discovered that the older people get, the more they search for porn featuring “older talent”.

To do this, the company divided their users into distinct age groups and looked at how their search preferences differed.

They found users aged between 18-34 are 60 per cent more likely to search for the word ‘teen’. Users aged 55 and over have strikingly different tastes. They are much less likely to search for pornstars by name but are 2,147 per cent more likely to search for the term ‘very, very old granny’, 1,852 per cent more likely to search for the term ‘hairy pussy’ and 813 per cent more likely to search for the term ‘granny’.

Users who aged between 35-54, meanwhile, are 475 per cent more likely to search for the term ‘amateur wife sharing’ and are also more likely to search for other swinging and wife sharing related terms.

While the average age of a Pornhub user is 35.3 years old, the average age of British users is 34.8 with only five per cent of UK users over 65. And as you may be able to tell from the searches, the majority of the site’s users (77 per cent) are male.

While searches do change with age, the top categories identified across six distinct age groups by the company suggest some tastes do not, with ‘teen’ being the most popular for all users apart from those over 65.'


I think their data might have been a wee bit narrow for the section highlighted in bold i.e. it was all data pulled from this forum

There are even charts and graphs here: http://i100.independent.co.uk/artic...rmines-the-type-of-porn-you-watch--lknfNkI8Tl

 

And mine

 

Was the adjective 'German granny' not listed?

 

thats mad.

I think they prob used rooney and some germans for that survey.

I dunno but i cannot see being 50 and looking for 50 year old women

 

Where have you been you slightly barking sherman?

 

He's not a real Yank.
If he was he'd be off bombing some A-rabs with Bluff.

 

This possibly explains Rooney's preferences and why he looks so old!

 

Necrophilia couldn't be included in the data so most of Rooney's prefs didn't count towards the survey

 

I had a major product I was writing that was very visible to the vps and high ups and not much time to complete it in.

That along with getting virus warnings from the old site when visiting from home and the phone app dying... I just took a break.

I've not spent much time online at all last three months.

(Except when house is empty )