What is the weather like where you are?

Fixed

 

Mostly clear but occasional showers and quite chilly.

 

Dark.

 

I'm back in Nice now, so was very bright and warm, but I was in Britain and they had Muslim weather...it was partly sunni, but mainly shi'ite(made it up myself)

 

**** whoever it was who stole MY joke a few weeks ago! Anyway, I was in the fish shop today and the guy in front of me was holding a cod under his arm and asked the guy behind the counter if he had any fish cakes. When the guy behind the counter said no, the guy in front of me, while pointing at the cod under his arm, said, "Oh, thats a shame, its his birthday today!" (made it up myself)

 

So did the fish not suffocate when it was out of water for so long?

 

I'm going to kick **** out of you, what kind of **** tries to spoil other people's jokes with logic?

 

Me.

 

gambol and logic, aye right!

 

Gents,

Reporting in from the Not606 weather studio and it's looking like a great day ahead for this used tampon sucker.

Hot, no wind, plentiful supply of bloody tampons in the bogs.

Over and Out.

 

Beautiful in Glasgow today. Sunny, cool but bearable.

Going up to the mid teens this weekend apparently

 

That's a bit old for you.

 

Gloriously sunny up here. Life is great.

 

Chilly enough but nice and bright,signing off from the Dublin correspondent and back to the studio.

 

Getting milder in the capital which surprised me a bit this morning as last night was bloody freezing - they were even getting ready to put salt on the motorway as I was coming back from the football.

 

Thanks, Mick, for that update on Dublin, the capital of the good bit of Ireland. Breaking News just in from Daniel in London that there was the potential for salt on the roads earlier, although he says it is due to get milder.

Cracking stuff.

 

I'm up in West Yorkshire where it's currently sunny, a tad breezy and cool.

 

Sunny and warm in my Glasgow slum dwellings