The North London Power-Shift

I'm happy for you that you've finally come clean and that mummy is making sure your keks are clean too

 

To be fair this did make me chuckle a lot - so you can be funny when you try.

 

I've had an idea for a picture that you could make HIAG :

A man is standing on a pier with a fishing line, the water is full of circling sharks. The man thinks he is going to get an easy catch, but as he casts his line he doesn't realise that the hook has got caught on his own arse. Unwittingly the man hurls himself off the pier into the water and is eaten alive. The fisherman has become the bait.

The moral of this story is that the man should have avoided going fishing and instead stayed at work at the burger joint where he could have helped himself to a whopper and medium fries.

 

As I mentioned, the key to good humour is to talk about what you know

 

That's more of a short film, PESKIE. It could be done in photo-form, but that would be more like a comic-strip.

I'm more of a stills man.

 

Come on HIAG, use your imagination. I thought you were supposed to be good at these things (although we're still waiting for proof)

All it would need is one picture, the suggestion of what happens next is easy to capture

 

HIAG stop ducking out from this post.

state the following facts so that we are all clear on the matter:

1 when did Spurs last finish above Arsenal for 3 consecutive seasons

2 when did Spurs last win the FA Cup
and how many have they won

3 when did Spurs last win the League title, and how many have they won

4 how many major trophies (not The League Cup) have Spurs won

5 how many managers have Spurs had since Wenger took charge of Arsenal

6 how many times have Spurs played in the European Cup or Chanpions League

 

That's three different threads that you've post that drivel on.

Obsessed much?

 

And you still keep ducking answering it

 

Yep come on HIAG, at least answer the questions. It's the least you can do to show that you know what you're talking about.

 

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HIAG says if it wasn't for Peskie.....

 

Are you implying that HIAG is a Jimmy Saville lookalike

 

Winston Reid turns down spuds & signs 6 year West Ham deal.

Winston obviously agrees the power is shifting from spuds to West Ham United.

 

As we can see by the fact that you're 8 points behind us, having played a game more too.

 

As opposed to last season when we finished 29 points behind you.

Massive progress and only a matter of time until we overtake you.

 

Time, yes. But, I wouldn't hold your breath!...

 

I see that spuds have turned their attention to Alderweireld now that Winston Reid has turned them down after deciding that West Ham have a brighter future than the them.

I think Southampton have first option to buy don't they?

Be interesting to see if Alderweireld agrees with Winston that the spuds are no longer a step up from the likes of The Hammers and The Saints.

 

Yes, that will be interesting, Tricky.
[yawn]

 

HIAG is rivalling NSIS for the the frequency and speed he replies to my every post.