Tempting as it is I couldn't bring myself to shag her after what she's done- how could anyone with a shred of human decency marry that ****stain Charlie Brooks?
Not Janine Butcher - some arse of a failed horse trainer who now writes pompous guff about the working classes attending race meetings in the national press. He's also best friends with nicky henderson which is enough reasion to want to have him hanged when we eventually get round to bringing it back.
Good idea. Maybe if you dye your hair orange, pull a face like someone with an extra Chromosome and wear a football on your head, we can have a reeeeaaal good time.
