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Old Men Waiting For Death

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Please feel free to post pish about soup, old telly programmes from back in the day when they were watched by 20m+ people cause there was **** all else on, the weather, you ex-wives etc. here.

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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 2, 2015
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  2. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^ Boring ***** **** alert.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Lies in bed at night, wide awake and gently sobbing, wondering why his wife left him.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    In Coocaddens underpass...
     
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    Null, Mar 2, 2015
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Charles Endell Esquire... Whit a show :-D
     
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  6. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^ Still can't cope with his dear old ma dying of AIDS.

    Poor ****y Tarquin, all alone, his donor father nowhere to be seen.

    Almost feel sorry for the major organ challenged woofter.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pffft, ah'll never be an old man waiting for death. I'm going out in a blaze of exploding liver and kidneys with parabolas of blood shooting from every orifice. It will be quite a sight.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 2, 2015
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ER instantly feels targeted even though there's no mention of his name? :huh:

    That's a strange coincidence...
     
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    Toby, Mar 2, 2015
  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    My family on my dad's side have been spectacular drinkers/smokers and still lived on through loads of ****ed up stuff, various organs giving up and bits being cut out.

    Be careful, you might end up alive but unable to drink anymore <yikes>

    I'm covering all bases with my poor diet + rather large Class A intake <ok>
     
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  10. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    There is a reference to soup you thick froggy **** <doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh><doh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes> You take that back <grr>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Are you called 'soup'? :huh:
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    old tv programmes. christ you are one thick ****ey **** of a ****stain sonny.
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You're making even less sense than usual <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>
     
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    Toby, Mar 2, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm praying for rain in California so the grapes will grow and they can make more wine <whistle>
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Old men love bickering too.

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  17. Toby

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    The guy on the right doesn't look that old
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The smelly, froggy **** on the left looks old though.
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Be sure to put that on youtube.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get aff ma ****in lawn <grr>
     
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