Lunch?

"Material" like this "thread", I see what you did there gas, or didn't you actually mean it?!

 

I'm pleased you cottened on mate

 

prawn salad fae marks

might get a glesga roll anaw

 

*cottoned

 

I see what you did again mate, or didn't you actually mean it?!

 

Am hivin ma usual.

 

go **** yersel mate

 

The bhoy's just came up the road awfy aggitated and punching walls and that.

He's now locked himself in the bathroom. Somethin happened?

 

Dev called him blue gums

 

Anyway on topic I think I'll huv a piece n' ham. I'll make the bhoy some cheese on toast, hopefully he'll come oot for that.

If he's still alive lol

 

Have the day off today.

Going to Bristol for lunch. Grillstock smokehouse for a tray of meat.

I will upload photos.

 

I know someone who works there. I'm going to text him and ask him to spit on every tray going out at lunchtime.

 

You sir, are too kind.

Can't belive you'd do such a nice thing for me.

 

No probs, my man. Just don't ask for the cream sauce...

 

Amazing place, Im going down next week

 

The one in Bristol?

It's meant to be amazing.

 

I don't wish to sound like a snob but a restaurant who serves a "tray of meat" doesn't exactly sound like fine dining. Do they use a trough for pudding?

 

Bitter veggie alert

 

I hate fannies who think eating meat is manly.

shagging guys is manly. doesn't get any more manly than that

 

I love stuffing meat down my throat