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A Really Skinny Burd or a Whale of a Woman? Who would you rather shag?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Feb 28, 2015.

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A Really Skinny Burd or a Whale of a Woman?

  1. Play Mary Had Little Lamb on her ribs

    3 vote(s)
    33.3%

  2. **** her fat folds

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%

  3. Leave Gas's wife out of it you ****

    7 vote(s)
    77.8%
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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Poll to follow
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Feb 28, 2015
  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Pumping boney birds is horrible.

    Especially birds with boney hips.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Feb 28, 2015
  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    How fat are we talking here?
     
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    Toby, Feb 28, 2015
  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Flaps like an elephants ears fat.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Feb 28, 2015
  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Generally I'd rather go chubby than super skinny, but if we're talking Dev's mum levels of fat then I'm out.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Toby, Feb 28, 2015
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    One cannot help but think of the Elephant Man while looking at her belly.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Feb 28, 2015
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You could shag any part of her and she wouldn't even notice.
     
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    Toby, Feb 28, 2015
  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Excellent Thread <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Feb 28, 2015
  9. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    How that **** can you tell what bit is the belly? :confused:
     
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  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I don't like skinny either. I'd rather have a bit to hold ontae.

    Not Trev's size though, I do have standards.
     
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    Tina., Feb 28, 2015
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather shag a lardarse (within reason) than a bag of antlers. If we're talking so obese that they need a sponge on a stick to swab under their rolls of fat, I'd gravitate back to the bag of antlers.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Feb 28, 2015
  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Biggest I've ever shagged was probably a size 16-18. She looked normal from the head to waist then it was all massive. I was only 15. I accidentally rammed it up her arris. Was good fun.

    I've also shagged an anorexic nurse. That was also good fun as she was a screamer. She woke everyone up I. The dormitory.

    My preference would be moderately skinny with big tits.
     
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  13. Toby

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    No **** <doh>
     
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    Toby, Mar 1, 2015
  14. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Some blokes like their burds a little on the plump side.

    How do you like yours Toby? With a set of bollocks and a hairy arse??
     
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    Sweats, Mar 1, 2015
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>

    I like them to be good looking too. I'm a bit mental like that.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 1, 2015
  16. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    That looks like a woman's head sticking out of a bag of mutant chickens :emoticon-0119-puke:

    Boyfriend must be a feeder
     
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    Big Audio Dynamite, Mar 1, 2015
  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Was she screaming "Rape! Rape! For **** sake, wont someone help me?"
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I shagged a huge bitch in once and she stopped for a massive greek kebab on the way home <laugh> honestly it would have fed 2 ****s ffs

    I married her 2 weeks later
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 2, 2015
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  19. Patience

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    did ye, aye?
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    naw. was a ****e joke (the kebab story is 100% factual though)

    forgive me
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 2, 2015
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