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Off Topic THE TALK B**LOCKS PLUS WHIPPET OF THE WEEK THREAD

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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Or something to do with going well on crumpets and all that....
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    wheres your little green dot
    have you gone undercover
     
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    There's cream to get rid of green spots.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    welcome to the QPR rest home for weary minds koo
     
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  5. UTRs

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    Yes, I was messing around with the settings on my control panel and forgot to change it back. I can't be bothered to sort this right now!
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Does this also cure scrotum soars?
     
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    Mind you my bird is having her gender reversal op next week so I don't think he/she/it will be needing that cream after the snip...
     
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    Her name was Dave and now it's going to be Davina...

    See when I post after a few beers I just get sillier and I turn the typing s**t up to eleven..
     
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Home castrations apparently work.
     
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    I didn't realise you had pre-op chickens in Reading???
     
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    No, it's from a website, the fully converted ones were out of my budget range<laugh>
     
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    Online? Sounds like Farmville is really scraping the barrel these days.
     
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    SWP lives around there
     
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    That explains why he boasts about his impressive pecker then.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Who's got a big pecker ? BBH ?
     
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    look, you can now get a onesie for your whippet...

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    And a matching set for couples..

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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Good evening UTR's

    Love your Whippet Onesies, there so 2015 :grin:
     
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    This weeks a bullet needed in the head award goes to this syster..

    Robert Mugabe eats a zoo for 'obscene' 91st birthday party

    Robert Mugabe isn't known for his subdued taste, and his million-dollar birthday was just as extravagant as people have come to expect.

    The ZANU-PF leader saw in his 91st year with the slaughter of wild animals, including an elephant, which were cooked and served to his guests.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...for-obscene-91st-birthday-party-10077805.html


     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    !!!!!! HE ATE AN ELEPHANT, UTR's ?!!!!!!

    <party>***### DON'T DRAW BBH's ATTENTION TO THIS POST WHATEVER YOU DO ###*** <party>

    <party><party><party><party><party><party><party><party>HE MIGHT NOT LIKE IT - HOPEFULLY, IF WE KEEP IT LOW PROFILE, HE MAY NOT NOTICE <party><party><party><party><party><party><party><party>

    I THINK WE MAY HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT !!!
     
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    Is he having a giraffe?
     
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