Yohan Kebab (at least, that's what Joe Kinnear thinks his name is) Philip Lamb Pear Mertesacker Nacho Monreal Gabriel Heinz Paulo Lambchop Martin Fish
It's difficult to define what makes a good pun but that's pretty dreadful. Unless I've missed something.
Alan Meat Ball Paul Marinara Johnny Salmon That Leaps. Little Red Indian lad used to play for my school team.
Jesus Tapas Seamus Coleman’s Mustard Nikica Jellyvic Dimitar Berbatoffee Pear Mertesacker Francis Coq-au-vin
Michael CHOPra Brian CRIsPSey Aidan BUTTERworth STEWart Elliot Billy BREaMNER Frank LAMBpard Peter HAlMosi Tony CURRIE & Pat RICE Alex OXtail - Chamberlain LUCAzade Modric Davide GINola Alessandro Del PIEro Karl HEINZ RUMmenigge Bill SHANKley Martin Pittas MaraDONER kebab Gianluca VEALli LOAFer Matthaus Andy COLEiflower