Match Day Thread Besiktas v Liverpool

FFS who spends this much time whistling at a football match. Turks I guess. They'll all be unconscious by half time

 

Nice build up play that, playing into Balotelli's strengths

 

First proper chance. Ball through, great flick on from Balotelli, cross from Moreno and shot from outside the box from Sterling. More of that.

 

Sterling with massive sliced shot

That's where Ibe is a better player than Sterling when it comes to striking a football.


Lovren's passing has been atrocious. 1 cross field pass short, 1 cross field pass out of play, 1 ball along the ball short...

 

FFS Lovren, zero spacial awareness

 

FFS Lovren, that's the second awful pass across he's given away.

 

Echo echo echo...

 

Lovren had had three ambitious pass attempts and ****ed them all up so far. Someone tell him he's not allowed to pass further than ten yards!!!

 

Playing to our strengths?

 

FFS

 

Ah, the famous Turkish cauldron. Just a load of grown men whistling the same note at you for 90 minutes. Really intimidating. Should be a free set of pan pipes on every home supporter's seat

 

Sterling with an ever worse shot than his previous one

One reason he'll never be a striker, doesn't have the natural instinct in front of goal

 

Sturridge being far too selfish

 

Balotelli at the heart of any creativity we've had so far.

 

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery

 

Especially when it's then quiet as an Arsenal game when they eventually get the ball

 

Studge has found his Velcro then

 

FFS Sturridge, pass the ****ing ball you selfish knob end

 

I think this Ref is jealous of Can, 3 times he's had a player just fall over near him and the ref has given a foul against him

 

It's a startling contrast