Something long the lines of Hotel Valleyfornia? Something along the lines of Hotel Valleyfornia or even " Welcome to the Hotel Valleyflloydroad" which doesn't mention his surname.
There was a Ray Davies song on the Kinks' "Preservation" album called "He's Evil". The Chorus, if I remember right , went: He's evil, He's evil, He's evil, he's evil, he's evil. Simply transpose "Eagles" for "evil", simples!