Off Topic Madonna

Going wild on Facebook about her having a calamity at the Brit awards...I haven't saw it yet but apparently it is coming on ITV news shortly..

 

Watching it off the planner skipping adverts, will let you know

 

Cheers mate..

 

It was on in the other room... I walked in to watch Paloma Faith. Not my thing at all but she's an utter talent. I turned my music up when I heard West and Madonna, pair of talentless dickheads.

 

She had a long gown on which she was supposed to detach from herself as one of her dancers pulled it say from her while she stood at the top of some steps on stage

Guess what happened next .......

Consummate professional though. She did her performance really well

 

Just watched it on the news..It could have been nasty and I wouldn't like to be in that dancers shoes who pulled her over..

 

Sacked

 

Dunno what the fuss is about she is used to being on her back anyway

 

Absolutely ... Half a dozen of them I reckon.... Apparently she's one tough bitch

 

30 years ago I'd have shagged her silly, now I'd trip her up to get to the gents before her..

 

I'd still smash it like

 

She'll sleep better tonight knowing you don't want to shag her anymore marra

 

Ze fallen Madonna with ze big boobies..

 

Maybe, maybe not, depends which way she has parted her hair, to the left, she will be happy, to the right, then I'm in for it when she gets home

Saucy bitch, love to see her with a pad on..

 

Take 1.... For the team !!

 

Bet she still gives a hell of a nosh

 

Ironic that it was clothing, ie an untied cloak that pulled her over !....proves she is an actual Material Girl !

 

Now THAT would be a story to tell the lads.!!
"Do you know that Madonna bird, I bumped into her in the Bridges....."

 

I've bucked a celeb or two

@grandpops gaff in boro i brought home