Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I'll chalk that one up to experience

 

Sedimentary my dear Watson..

 

I was going to mention blackboard but I don`t know anything about pirates.

 

Owld fossil.

 

Owld Fossil. That quote can only come from a dinosaur

 

Pick the bones out of that.

 

I eat gammon every evening. That's 'cause someone send you can't beat a good ammonite

 

They must have been gay. Belemnites were the straight ones.

 

That couldn't be David Belemnite then because he loved the botany by all accounts..

 

Really? So that`s what they meant by wild life.

 

He liked it two or three times a week by all accounts..

 

Them gangs of teeth on legs were buggers weren`t they?

What were they called? Ruptures?

 

I thought that you were describing old ladies at the bingo hall..

 

Best not get in their way in the queue for the tickets.

The *****l hordes aint got a look in.

 

Mess with them and your number is up..

 

Two fat ladies. (We won`t mention 69 eh?)

 

I almost took a job as a sex adviser to Catholics ...... but I had to pull out at the last minute.

 

I`m nun the wiser.

 

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A bad habit that mate, you need you need to cover up more..