Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Stop being such a nosy parker..

 

Well, you had no ink so I was only being kind. Perhaps you should buy roo ch a pen and he can write it for you..

 

Not sure about that, but I will not say no for a refill of my glass next time you are up..

 

If you are going to use a nice pen you'll need some decent paper mate

 

Never a problem there as long as you are Well up for it mate..

Don't know when it will be like, maybe you and the missus can do a trip to York?

 

Will it be on tv? Bet the buggers put it on paper view

 

Or freeview if you take a sun life policy out according to Michael Parkinson..

You get a free pen just for enquiring..

 

I think that advert put down a marker

 

That`s tearable.

 

I'm sorry but you're spreading a tissue of lies

 

A permanent marker if you don't mind me saying so..

 

Good of you to highlight that one

 

Call it pulp fiction.

 

Sounds heart felt.

 

Pulp. Reminds me of orange juice. "The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."

 

These replies are coming so quick that I feel a bit fuzzy

 

You`ll go blind.

 

I couldn't see that one coming

 

That was brailleiant..

 

Did your granitell you that that?