I once went on a blind date with a girl who described herself as a 'Horny Cow'. Turns out she just looked like a bull.
If she doesn't, try looking up by the old mill ......... and check to see what she's done with your dough
We were delivering around Windsor yesterday and I noticed a terrible noise coming from the back axle. It totally distracted me and we ended up completely lost at which point the van ground to a halt. When I checked I realised I'd completely lost my bearings